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  • How to watch porn with your girlfriend and not look like a pervert in front of her

    After all, joint porn viewing brings together!

    Prepare yourself carefully

    And we are not talking about the standard set (like wine and candles), but about gadgets. Do not watch porn on your smartphone, better use a laptop. Nothing will spoil the moment, like an idiotic text message from a friend (and even worse - from a girlfriend) or an advertising newsletter about the penis increasing.

    Start with softcore

    If your girl is 6% who watch porn daily, then perhaps you can skip this point. But in any case, you should not put pressure on her - first turn on some bold erotic film. If the girl’s reaction is normal and she didn’t run away from your apartment as if from a fire, proceed to the next step.

    Think not only about yourself

    Give preference to something traditional - for example, sex in nature. And best of all, invite the girl to choose the genre herself. So it will be easier for you to understand her preferences. Do not criticize the girl’s choice in no case and do not tell her that you have seen something like this at school and have reached a different level long ago as well.

    Do not rush

    Do not forget that women need a little more time to get excited by watching a video than you do. So take a spy position and ask which part of the video she liked, and which is better to skip. What name will she take if she was a porn star?

    Be realistic

    The most important thing in porn is a happy ending. But remember that your girlfriend is not an actress from adult films and not all the tricks she can do, but some she doesn’t even want to repeat. Never force her to do what she does not want, and do not expect that watching porn will immediately inspire her to new experiments such as threesomes. Let her say what she wanted to try, and immediately proceed to action.

    #sex #exolover #porn #girlfriend #watching
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  • 8 things that your girlfriend hates, but does not tell you about it

    Things women can't stand, although you always thought they loved

    Joint bath

    It is obvious that the bath of the standard size was not conceived by nature as storage for two human individuals.

    Giant stuffed animals

    A huge teddy bear will occupy living space for years collecting dust, and he cannot even be told: “Find a job!”

    Flower delivery to work

    First, it’s a cliché. Second, an attractive colleague who showed me tricks with a stapler is now aware that I have someone. Third, my female colleagues are now placing buttons on my desk and looking at me over their monitors. Yeah. Thanks for the flowers.

    Your female friend

    Even if you have never had anything with her and never will, she is still a woman. And this regrettable fact will always keep me in suspense.

    Spooning sleeping

    It is impossible to achieve high-quality sleep if a snoring creature clings to you with a tight grip.

    A T-shirt that your mom bought you

    Of course, I will say that the shirt with "My son is a King" on it is cool and funny. Because I am a good girl and do not swear.

    When you find inspiration in porn movies

    Porn movies are a business. Often the actors are having sex in uncomfortable positions that allow them to demonstrate everything. So stop lifting me above your head, standing on one leg during sex!

    When you do not ask for sex

    It’s great that you respect my rights and personality of course, and do not insist on sex ... But in general, the hell with it! The more often you ask, the more I become convinced of my own attractiveness.

    #sex #exolover #girl #girlfriend #love #hate #relationship #man
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