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  • 8 things that your girlfriend hates, but does not tell you about it

    Things women can't stand, although you always thought they loved

    Joint bath

    It is obvious that the bath of the standard size was not conceived by nature as storage for two human individuals.

    Giant stuffed animals

    A huge teddy bear will occupy living space for years collecting dust, and he cannot even be told: “Find a job!”

    Flower delivery to work

    First, it’s a cliché. Second, an attractive colleague who showed me tricks with a stapler is now aware that I have someone. Third, my female colleagues are now placing buttons on my desk and looking at me over their monitors. Yeah. Thanks for the flowers.

    Your female friend

    Even if you have never had anything with her and never will, she is still a woman. And this regrettable fact will always keep me in suspense.

    Spooning sleeping

    It is impossible to achieve high-quality sleep if a snoring creature clings to you with a tight grip.

    A T-shirt that your mom bought you

    Of course, I will say that the shirt with "My son is a King" on it is cool and funny. Because I am a good girl and do not swear.

    When you find inspiration in porn movies

    Porn movies are a business. Often the actors are having sex in uncomfortable positions that allow them to demonstrate everything. So stop lifting me above your head, standing on one leg during sex!

    When you do not ask for sex

    It’s great that you respect my rights and personality of course, and do not insist on sex ... But in general, the hell with it! The more often you ask, the more I become convinced of my own attractiveness.

    #sex #exolover #girl #girlfriend #love #hate #relationship #man
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  • How to go through all her tests

    If your girl creates problems out of the blue, maybe she is just checking you. Here is a guide on how to pass those tests.

    Test for confidence

    After the date, the girl answers on one SMS out of three and is busy all the time? Perhaps you have shown self-doubt and female instincts have become wary. Now she checks whether it was an accident or it was easy to bring you out of balance.

    How to pass it. The golden rule: if there is no obvious reason for her cooling off or resentment, just reflect her behavior.

    Test for domination

    Does she angry and argue any of your opinions? Perhaps you are too easy for her. And she needs her father equivalent to order her and buy her toys. This often happens with girls from single-parent families.

    How to pass it. It would be a mistake to soften the edges. You just give her some fuel for broomstick on which she flies. Pull her up, give her reprimands, and raise her like a child. Unless, of course, you do like psychological incest.

    Test for reliability

    Her parrot is sick with caries, and the bank requires paying off a loan for lipstick? You showed indifference to some of her problems, and now she is checking whether she can rely on you.

    How to pass it. Throw yourself at the solution of her problem, while discussing in detail how she is turned out to be in such a situation. The girl will be convinced of your reliability, and after seeing your meticulousness, she will stop inventing new incidents.

    Test for patience

    She cannot think about sex for some reason, but you sleep together? She wants to make sure that not only sex is important to you, but also her rich inner world.

    How to pass it. Treat her with understanding, but mention how hard it is to change sex with her on vulgar porn sites. Any girl understands that the comparison with porn actresses is not always in her favor, and tries to distract you.

    #sex #exolover #test #check #patience #dominance #relationship #love
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  • Sex makes people happy

    As a result of large-scale research, scientists made the following conclusion: those people who make love a lot is the happiest people ever.

    45 thousand English smartphone users took part in this experiment. The participants described their actions, whereabouts, and degree of happiness five times a day with the help of a special program. As a result, scientists could track the mood of the nation the whole year. As it turned out, Christmas was the happiest day, and the happiest time on this day was 13:50.

    In addition, Englishmen were incredibly happy April 29, 2011, on the day of the marriage of the Crown Prince. The most unfortunate time for research participants was January 31 at 20:00. April was the happiest month due to the many holidays, such as Easter.

    Not only sex brings happiness, but also family celebrations, sports, and cultural events. The activities that bring people happiness include: sex - 12.9%, exercise - 6.5%, attendance at a concert or theater - 6.5%, public performance - 5.9%, and attendance at a library or exhibition – 5.6%.

    #sex #exolover #happiness #happy #people #life #love

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  • An unexpected way to improve sex and relationships.

    Although, it is not for everyone.

    A recent survey conducted by American scientists among two thousand couples showed that sleeping in separate beds can have a positive effect on married life. At least, more than one third of respondents said that the decision not to spend the whole night next to each other had a beneficial effect on relationships and sex.

    Many couples suffer from the fact that they prevent each other from getting enough sleep at night. One of the spouses may snore, toss and turn at night, or simply wake up a partner earlier. In this situation, some resort to "sleep divorce" and spend most of their nights on different beds.

    The survey showed that 34 percent of couples who decided to sleep separately felt that the quality of their sex life improved, and 38 percent reported an improvement in relationships in general. The authors of the survey tend to associate this with the fact that good sleep contributes the improving one’s well-being, mental state, and mood, which, in turn, can have a beneficial effect on relationships with a partner and give strength in the intimate field.

    However, experts emphasize that the relationship within each couple is individual so that sleeping in different beds can hardly be called a universal recipe for improving any relationship. Moreover, the survey shows that often the improvement in the quality of sex was accompanied by a decrease in its quantity while they had “sleep divorce” because sleeping in different beds gave less “reasons” for them to have it.

    #sex #exolover #improvement #sleep #together #divorce #relationship #love
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  • Hardcore medieval sex

    Carnal pleasures were considered a sin, and only one position existed.

    It was a sin to have sex on Sunday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, as well as during menstruation, pregnancy, breastfeeding and during church holidays and fasting. It was also forbidden to enjoy the process itself, and the indecent kisses and "depraved" positions were punishable.
    Finding a secluded place was also difficult. It was way more convenient in the hay barns.

    To help people in this difficult matter, the church had a book or rather a church code of punishment "Paenitentiale”. According to this book, all positions except the "missionary" one were considered a sin and were forbidden.

    Oral and anal sex and masturbation were also banned - these types of contacts did not lead to the birth of children, which was, according to the purists, the only reason for making love. Violators were punished severely: three years of repentance and the serving the church for sex in any of the "deviant" positions.

    Interesting fact, the prostitution in the Middle Ages was either ignored by the church or regarded as a necessary evil in this world. Even Thomas Aquinas, the Italian philosopher and theologian, believed that "Take away the prostitutes from society, and you will throw everything into disorder by lust."

    In many cities brothels were open and the ladies of the night could be distinguished by a robe with a bright yellow stripe. Among regular customers one could meet people from the upper classes very often.

    Dear subscribers, you are living in a beautiful era, sex is not only allowed, and it is also developing further. We at ExoLover are doing everything we can to make sex enhanced to a new level.

    #sex #exolover #medieval #church #love #passion #history #sin #pleasure
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  • 4 easy acts of romantic

    How to be a romantic, without putting effort (and money) to this!

    Give her a book

    In fact, any book that you find at home will do. The main thing is that you will have to associate the story from your childhood with this book.
    Girls believe that if a man shares a part of his past with them, he will propose to share his future.

    Play her on a musical instrument

    We are all been there, once in our lives we tried to learn some musical instrument. It doesn't matter what you remember to play. The main thing is to sit down in front of a girl one evening, look into her eyes and say: "I have never played to anyone before." And then do something.

    Pick her up and move over the puddle

    All you need for this is a girl, a puddle, rubber boots, and a minimal set of muscles.

    Act quickly and without delay. We shouldn’t bother to warn you that it’s necessary to carry the girl easily and naturally, without heavy sighs and comments: “Well, someone eats too many steaks for breakfast...”

    Meet her before work

    It will be a pleasant surprise if she did not expect to see you there. Especially, if you will bring hot coffee with you. By the time she leaves the house, it will become warm.

    By the way, at the same time you could check her feelings. It is impossible to fake sincere joy in the morning.

    #sex #exolover #romantic #love #relationship #feelings #music #book #warm #coffee
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  • Scientists say that men who do the dishes are the best lovers

    Legend says that Casanova could wash five sinks with dirty pans overnight!

    Three sociologists - Daniel L. Carlson from the Utah Institute, Amanda Miller from the University of Indianapolis and Sharon Sassler from Cornell University - conducted a study based on two large-scale surveys: 1992-1994 and 2006. In total, 11,000 people from different social strata took part in them.

    All participants answered the following question: what is more important in strong relationships for them - good sex, loyalty, or distribution of household duties? Scientists have concluded that the first and third points are directly dependent on each other. Namely: those couples where both partners shared household duties equally experienced greater satisfaction from their sex life compared to those couples where someone was engaged in housework alone (and this someone turned out to be a woman most often).

    Scientists have found that income, and the education of men and his willingness to participate in household affairs are related. Men with higher education and middle or high income level are much more involved in household duties than men with secondary education and low income.

    Moreover, scientists have noticed an interesting detail. The couples which had sex most often and had calm relationships are those where man took over the washing of dishes and bringing the food for the whole family.

    #sex #exolover #men #lover #household #duty #dishes #passion #science #love
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  • Cool guys choose porn

    Everyone knows and understands that the desire to copulate is a physiological need. From the point of view of the same physiology, there is absolutely no difference whether you do it with a partner or with a hand.

    The only difference is in the area of deep psychology and conscious. But if you are a mature person, without inferiority complexes and psychological problems, and your self-esteem does not directly depend on the number of girls/boys you have sex with, then porn is your choice. And there are many reasons for this:

    • You don’t have to hide what you want exactly with porn, it’s always ready and will never fail.
    • Porn takes exactly as much time as you need. No more, no less.
    • Porn does not throw any tantrums. And it never will be on its period.
    • Porn will never introduce you to its mom.
    • You will never touch the feelings of porn, nor will it touch yours.
    • Porn does not get very attached to you, and does not want to get closer or marry you.
    • Porn cannot get pregnant.
    • Porno will never reward you with STD.
    • At the same time, you can turn it off or switch to another one at any time.
    • With porn you can always be completely honest, there is no reason to deceive it. No need to make compliments and gifts that you would not want.

    Also, sexual satisfaction will allow you to make your relationship more sincere and pay attention to other advantages of girls in addition to breast size, fellatio skills and easy accessibility, and, as a result, pay attention to other girls. This will allow you to appreciate their intelligence, ingenuity, unspoiled beauty without sexual undertones, the ability to talk, aesthetic perception and much more. The beauty of it is that you do not have to build a romantic relationship with them, in this case the Friend Zone works FOR you. As a result, you can have as many female friends as you like with whom you can find a lot of common interests. And perhaps, someday you will find the one to love among then.

    #sex #exolover #porn #cool #love #thoughts #guys #men #porno #erotic #relationship

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  • Happy Valentine's Day to you, ExoLover subscribers!

    Our team wishes a lot of passion and sex to all who in love right now and to everyone else - to fall in love, and then to get a lot of passion and sex.

    Of course, you don’t have to be in love to have sex (with ExoLover you can remotely have sex without even knowing who your partner is, for example), but everyone knows that love and sex always go side by side.

    We want to wish all couples to be always together and not annoy each other. To love strongly and firmly, and overcome all hardships together.

    For everything else, there is an ExoLover. If you will have to live at a long distance from each other, our exosuit will bring you together as if you are inside the same room. Even more - inside each other.

    #sex #exolover #happyvalentinesday #valentinesday #love #passion
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  • How much sex you should have at your age?

    Scientists decided to calculate how much sex people will need at different ages. We would rather say that the older you get, the more regular sex you have. But alas...

    People from 18 to 29 y.o. are having sex most often (Oh, what a surprise!). 112 sexual acts per year, which is about 2 times a week.

    Those who are stuck between 30 and 39 y.o. are satisfied with 86 sexual acts per year. That is 1,6 times a week.

    And finally, those who have already blown 40 candles on their birthday cake have sex 69 times a year. The sexy number of course but it is two times less than 20-year-old ones have. Scientists tend to blame such a decrease of sexual activity not so much on the libido, as on the abundance of household chores and the dependents who need to be fed and also called children.

    Tellingly, the researchers decided to stop at 49 y.o. and not figure out what will happen next. Maybe it's for the best.

    #sex #exolover #age #sexage #love #sexy #time #period #old #young
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